pizzasteves:

do you have any idea what im like WHEN IM MAD?

rottingpizza:

aaahh sorry for the super nsfw i needed to do another makoharu boyfucking dot gif. this was supposed to be my nsfw account after all

be the change you want to free

smallwheatqueen:

who wore it better

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.

According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.

Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

stitchesnstones:

when u don’t do ur homeworkimage

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

iteamhelena:

Roman Reigns does the best impression of The Undertaker)))