I saw this on fb last night and I laughed so hard no air came out
The funniest thing to come from this is that someone I knew IRL showed me this post and I got to tell them “I posted it”
I’M SHOOK
I haven’t been active here in YEARS and posts I made forever ago are still getting likes and reblogs
digg:
what if your cat needs to shit. now you’ve got shit on ur ass bling.
okay the first time I saw this I thought they were those weird buttplugs with the oversized fake gems on the base and that people were putting tiny rhinestone buttplugs in their cats and let me tell you this doesn’t seem much better
The kitty is a crystal gem
tumblr is a vastly inferior *says website like hwheb site* website to twitter because when i tumbl 50 spam accounts vaguely related to what i tumbl don’t immediately follow me
